Tuesday Ranting Techniques

Here's a collection of Tuesday-specific ranting techniques, guaranteed to make your day worse.

1. Technique 1: The Classic "I'm Late for a Meeting"

2. Technique 2: The "I'm Out of Coffee" Frenzy

3. Technique 3: The "I'm Not a Morning Person" Screech

4. Technique 4: The "I'm a Slave to the Alarms" Screed

5. Technique 5: The "I'm a Human Pin Cushion" Pity Party

6. Technique 6: The "I'm a Tuesday Tragedy" Tract

7. Technique 7: The "I'm a Martyr to the Commute" Martyrdom

8. Technique 8: The "I'm a Tuesday Terror" Tantrum

9. Technique 9: The "I'm a Tuesday Tyrant" Tirade

10. Technique 10: The "I'm a Tuesday Tragic" Tale

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