Reading Exceptions for the Exceptional

A guide for those who can't even

Exceptions, you know, for the ones who are just really, really good at being bad at reading.

Are you one of the select few who struggle to read even simple sentences? Do you get dizzy just thinking about all those words on a page?

Well, worry no more! This guide is here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of reading, one exception at a time.

• Reading Exceptions for the Exceptional, Part 1: The Basics
• Reading Exceptions for the Exceptional, Part 2: The Exceptions of Exceptions
• Reading Exceptions for the Exceptional, Part 3: The Exceptional Exceptions

Exceptional reading is not just about reading, it's about not reading. It's about making excuses, and then not reading them. It's about being an exception to the rule, and then breaking the rule.

Exceptional Reading Resources

For those who want to take their reading exceptions to the next level, we recommend:

• Exceptional Reading 101: The Crash Course
• The Reading Exceptions for the Exceptional Bible

Remember, reading exceptions are not just about not reading, they're about being a rebel, being a nonconformist, being an exception.