The Void SQUAD Manifesto of the Utmost Absurdity: Section 3, Subsection 1, Subsection 1.2

Article 3.1: We, the undersigned members of the Void SQUAD, hereby declare that the pursuit of absurdity is not only a fundamental human right, but a divine obligation.

THE ABSURDITY OATH

We, the undersigned, solemnly vow to pursue absurdity with reckless abandon, to defy the mundane with unwavering fortitude, and to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever... (you get the idea)