Carrier Pigeon Baggage Policy: Don't Be Late

Dear valued customer, we at Pigeon Express appreciate your business.

We understand that our feathered friends can be unpredictable, but we must insist that you arrive at the drop-off point on time.

Delays may result in extra fees, fines, or even a stern lecture from our head honcho, Mr. P. Pigeon.

For more information on our baggage policy, please visit:

Overweight Fees, because let's face it, you probably have a few extra snacks.

Or, if you're having trouble understanding our policy, you might enjoy:

FAQs for the Clueless

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