Top Five Restaurant Reviews

Here are the top five restaurants in the city, based on a completely unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for review process.

1. Bistro Bliss

This quaint bistro serves the perfect blend of overpriced coffee and mediocre service.

2. The Fancy Place

Located in the heart of the city, this restaurant is a must-visit for anyone looking to spend an hour waiting for a table and another hour waiting for the check.

3. The Local Eatery

This cozy eatery is known for its extensive selection of craft beers and its ability to run out of most menu items by 8pm.

4. The Reviewer's Favorite

We're not really sure what this place is, but the reviewer who wrote this review really likes it.

5. Brew-tality

This hipster haven is a must-visit for anyone who loves artisanal everything and is willing to pay triple the price for it.

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