About Us: Prophetic Predictions Inc.

We're not actually prophets, but we like to pretend. Our team consists of:

• Barth prophets, our resident crystal gazer
• Mystic Meg, our resident tarot card expert
• Dr. Psyche, our resident psychologist (but not actually a doctor)
• and our fearless leader, The Oracle

Together, we bring you the most accurate, the most entertaining, and the most completely-made-up predictions on the web.

Check out our latest predictions:

• 2023 Predictions
• 2022 Predictions (we were really off)

Or learn more about our team members:

Or prophets' favorite things: Prophets' Favorite Things

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