THE BERT THE BERT THE BERT

BERTRAND THE BERT THE BERT is a sub-theory of Bert-the-Bert-the-Bert, a branch of Sock Puppets Sub-theory.

Bert-the-Bert-the-Bert is the name given to a specific type of sock puppet used to represent the collective unconscious of the Eggberts in their meetings.

Little is known about the origins of Bert-the-Bert-the-Bert, but it is believed to have been Anciently created by the Eggbert the 3rd himself.

Despite its mysterious past, Bert-the-Bert-the-Bert has become a staple in Bert-the-Bert-the-Bert Society, where members gather to discuss the Bert-the-Bert-the-Bert and its many interpretations.

Learn more about the Bert-the-Bert-the-Bert Society minimalist bert Sub-theory of Bert-the-Bert-the-Bert