We are the chosen ones, the select few, the committee of catastrophes.
Our mission is to analyze the unforeseen consequences of unforeseen events, because, well, that's just how we roll.
Subcommittee of Sudden-Onset-Disasters: We Really Should Have Checked the Fridge Before Leaving the House (FDM)
Subcommittee of Catastrophic-But-Totally-Intentional Disasters: The Burrito Blast Incident (COATS)
And don't forget to check out our Catastrophe To-Be-Prophecies for the latest in unfulfilled doom and gloom predictions!
Chairman: Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Expert in Fridge-Related Emergencies
Member: Dr. Emily J. Failsafe, Specialist in Unforeseen Consequences
Member: Captain Jameson P. McSudden, Formerly of the Fridge-Related Disaster Response Team
Chairman: The Great Taco King, Expert in Burrito-Based Mayhem
Member: Dr. Sophia P. Tacosaurus, Specialist in Unforeseen Taco-Related Consequences
Member: Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Expert in Accidental Taco Sydromes
Latest Prediction: "Everything Will Probably Be Fine, But Just in Case, We're Still Here" - 2024-06-01