Committee of Enigmas

Member of the Absence of Common Sense Subcommittee

Chairperson: Bertie B. Braindead

Members:

• Associate Member 1 (who still can't figure it out)
• Associate Member 2 (ditto)
• Associate Member 3 (nope, still not getting it)

Meetings: Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every other day when we can muster the cognitive wherewithal.

Quorum: 3 out of 5 members, or 2 out of 3, or 1 out of 1 if nobody shows up.

Contact: Bertie's Secretary (who's probably just as clueless)

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