Subcommittee of Ridiculously Inflated Bureaucracy

Mission Statement:

A subcommittee so bloated with bureaucracy, it's a wonder anything gets done at all. Meet the people (and paperwork) behind the curtain.

Subcommittee Members:

• Chairperson, Reginald P. Bureaucracy III
• Vice Chairperson, Bessie McScribe
• Deputy Director, Timothy B. Redtape

Meeting Minutes:

Last meeting was 3 years ago. Next meeting scheduled for... um...

Reports:

We've generated 17 pages of reports this year. All 17 pages are currently in review. By 2025.

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of Ridiculously Inflated Bureaucracy
• Subcommittee of Slightly Less Inflated Bureaucracy
• Subcommittee of Ridiculously Inflated Bureaucracy 2

We're not really sure what any of these subcommittees do, but they're probably important.

Because, why not?