Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's Agenda:

Note: Please do not feed the committee members. They will eat all the donuts.

Important Meeting Details

This meeting is a must-attend for all members. Failure to attend will result in your name being scratched off the committee list.

Committee Members

We have 5 members on this committee. 3 of them are actually doing the work. The other 2 are just here for the free donuts.

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