Decisions of the Irrelevance Initiative

Meet the committee that's making waves where there's nothing to make waves.

Resolution 001: Declare National Pizza Day

After 12 hours of debate, we've decided that pizza is, in fact, the best food ever.

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Resolution 002: Establish National Bureaucracy Day

We've decided that the most efficient way to get things done is to add more layers of unnecessary middlemen.

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Resolution 003: Create a New Committee to Make This One More Bureaucratic

We're going to create a new subcommittee to make this one even more pointless.

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