Committee of the Absurd: Foosball League Rules

Article I: The Foosball

  1. Article 1: The Foosball shall be played on a standard 4-player, 4-ball, 2-player cabinet.
Foosball Safety Rules

Article II: The Players

  1. Article 1: Players must wear their official Foosball League jersey at all times during play.
  2. Article 2: No player shall use a controller that has been modified or tampered with in any way.
Player Conduct Rules

Article III: The Games

  1. Article 1: Each game shall be played to 4 points, with the winner being the first to score 4 points.
  2. Article 2: The Foosball shall be played with the standard 4-ball set.
Game Scheduling Rules

By the power vested in us, we, the Committee of the Absurd, hereby establish these rules for the betterment of all Foosball League participants.

Appendix: The Fine Print

Any player found to be in violation of these rules shall be subject to penalties, fines, and/or a sternly-worded lecture.

Penalties and Fines Page
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