Our Products:
Our flagship product, Soul Suck v3.0, is the most popular soul extraction tool on the market. It's like a digital vampire, draining the life force from your very own productivity.
Our Mission:
To extract as much soul as humanly possible from the workforce, and to sell it on the open market.
Our Management:
We're led by the fearless CEO, Barnaby Blackheart, who has a PhD in Soul Extraction.