DEFENSES FOR THE DISCERNING
Limited Edition, Extremely Rare, and Possibly Useless
Defender 1: "The Unseen, Unheard, and Uninvited"
This defense is so good, it's like you're not even here.
Defender 2: "The Overly-Cautious, Overly-Vigilant"
Because you can never be too careful, unless you can.
Defender 3: "The Overwhelmingly-Complex, Underwhelmingly-Effective"
A defense so complicated, you'll never figure it out.
