Spent an entire weekend binge-watching 12 seasons of your favorite show? You're not lazy, you're just......researching plot development.
Feeling overwhelmed by too many tasks? Prioritize the ones that don't actually matter, like organizing your sock drawer.
Stuck on a task? Take a 5-minute break to recharge your productivity.
Tell yourself you can't do something? Create a compelling narrative to justify your inaction.
Feeling like your work isn't perfect? Wait for the perfect moment to do it.
Need a snack? Indulge in an entire box.
Tired of actual productivity? Create a to-do list that you'll never finish.
Tired of getting things done? Ask a friend or family member what to do.
Waiting on someone else? Create an endless loop of requests.
Just give up and do nothing? Embrace the futility of it all.
Stay tuned for more procrastination techniques, or just keep browsing, who cares?