Our Master Plan for Global Domination
We've got the blueprints for world conquest, and we're willing to share them with you. Sort of.
- Step 1: Acquire more staplers.
- Step 2: Build an army of robotic overlords.
- Step 3: Replace all human employees with AI assistants.
- Step 4: Launch a surprise attack on the coffee machine in the break room.
- Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until everyone surrenders.
Don't bother trying to stop us, we've already patented our plan. Benefits are available for those who surrender early.