Failure to comply will result in a stern lecture from the Parking Enforcement Squad.
Failure to display a valid permit will result in a stern lecture from the Permit Enforcement Squad.
Failure to yield will result in a stern lecture, possible towing, and/or impoundment.
Failure to be on your best behavior will result in a stern lecture from the Behavioral Enforcement Squad.
Failure to register and inspect your vehicle will result in a stern lecture from the Vehicle Registration Squad.
Failure to wear your hair in a dignified manner will result in a stern lecture from the Hair Enforcement Squad.
Failure to display a valid insurance card will result in a stern lecture from the Insurance Enforcement Squad.
Failure to not talk to your reflections in the rearview mirror will result in a stern lecture from the Reflection Enforcement Squad.
Failure to display a valid driver's license will result in a stern lecture from the Driver's License Enforcement Squad.
Failure to drive with your eyes open will result in a stern lecture from the Eyes-Open Enforcement Squad.
Failure to display a valid vehicle registration card will result in a stern lecture from the Registration Enforcement Squad.
Failure to not drive under the influence of any substance will result in a stern lecture from the Substance Enforcement Squad.
Failure to display a valid vehicle inspection sticker will result in a stern lecture from the Inspection Enforcement Squad.
Failure to drive with a functioning tail light will result in a stern lecture from the Tail Light Enforcement Squad.
Failure to display a valid vehicle identification number will result in a stern lecture from the VIN Enforcement Squad.