Appendix 15: Heretical Notations

By Order of the Supreme Mandate, we hereby establish the following heretical notations for the purpose of identifying and condemning the most grievous of sins.

• Notification 001: The Sin of Sarcasm in the Workplace
• Notification 002: The Crime of Excessive Coffee Consumption
• Notification 003: The Offense of Wearing Plaid with Polka Dots
• Notification 004: The Blasphemy of Using a Fork to Pick One's Nose
• Notification 005: The Treason of Watching Cat Videos During Work Hours

These notations are hereby decreed to be binding and enforceable by the authorities.