Section 2: The Most Inconsequential Mandate of the Year
This section is a real doozy, folks. It's all about the importance of inconsistencies in the mandate's language. You see, the original text says "do this," but then it says "don't do that." It's like the author was trying to confuse everyone on purpose. Or maybe it was just trying to be... interesting.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to read the entire appendix, which is just a bunch of random words and letters. We're not kidding, it's really just a bunch of random words and letters. Don't say we didn't warn you.