You're not alone, friend. We've all been there: stuck in a meeting that could have been an email, or worse, a text.

Here are some advanced techniques to avoid meetings like a pro:

Pretend you are sick

Claim a dead connection (your phone's dead, not yours, of course)

Claim an emergency (your cat's on fire, or the like)

Forgetting the meeting (a classic)

Ask to be remote (but only if you really can't escape)

Note: These techniques are not recommended, but they are tried and true. Use them at your own risk.

Disclaimer: Do not use these techniques if you actually are sick, have a dead connection, or your cat is on fire.

Advanced Avoidance Techniques