EMERGENCY MEETING: Pretzel Rationing Strategies

This meeting is a Critical one, folks. Our pretzel supplies are dwindling, and we must act fast!

Pretzel Rationing Strategies

• Diversify Your Snack Options
• Establish Pretzel Tiers
• Hoarding is Not a Strategy
• Relocate to Pretzel-Rich Areas
• Pretzel Subsidies: Because Who Needs Personal Freedom, Anyway?