The Whiteboard of Despair

Meeting Minutes - Session 545

Attendees: Bob, Alice, and the 17 other soulless drones.

Objective: Brainstorm 20 possible solutions to the age-old problem of The Sock Puppet Problem and The Robot Taken by Its Own Destiny Problem.

Resolution

After 2 hours and 14 minutes of unproductive chatter, the group managed to come up with 5 half-baked ideas.

Solutions 1-5

1. 1. The Remote Control Problem: Use a trusty old mouse to control the soulless drones.
2. 2. The Sock Puppet Problem Solver: Create a AI-powered sock puppet that can solve Sock Puppet Problem 1.
3. 3. The Reboot Problem: Reboot the entire office computer network to solve Sock Puppet Problem 2.
4. 4. The Soulless Drone Union Problem: Create a union for the soulless drones.
5. 5. The Better Than Nothing Problem: Declare the meeting adjourned due to lack of progress.