Ancient Prophesie-04

Prophesied in the year 3000 BCE, Prophesie-04 foretold the coming of an era of meetings so interminable, so soul-crushing, so devoid of actual progress that our descendants would one day be forced to wear tiny, glowing rectangles in their pockets at all times.

Ancient Prophesie-04: "The meeting shall last for 5 years, or until the end of the world, whichever comes first."

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