Prophet Kragni's Guide to Meetings

Chapter 1: The Art of Redundant Meetings

Meetings: the bane of the modern employee's existence. Or are they?

"A meeting is not a meeting unless it's a meeting with me," declares Prophet Kragni.

Here's how to make the most of your meetings:

Chapter 2: The 7-Point Checklist for Meetings

1. Prepare for the meeting.

2. Repeat the agenda.

3. Discuss the obvious.

4. Repeat the discussion.

5. Decide on nothing.

6. Schedule another meeting.

7. Send out a follow-up email.