Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours

Prophet of the Inefficacy

The prophet of the Inefficacy has foreseen the impending doom of the office coffee machine. They have foretold the arrival of the dreaded "out of order" error message, and the subsequent descent into madness.

Sermons Prophecies

Prophet of the Sarcasm

The prophet of the Sarcasm has foreseen the impending arrival of the office jester's union, demanding more snacks. They have foretold the coming of the HR representative with an endless supply of passive-aggressive responses.

Irony Interpretations Sarcasm-Fueled Memes

Prophet of the Mundanity

The prophet of the Mundanity has foreseen the impending doom of the office coffee machine's demise. They have foretold the coming of the IT department with an endless supply of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" responses.

Monotony Reports Office Blues Reports