Monday Mandate 5: Actual Schedule
According to Mandate 5, Section 4, all Mondays must be spent in a state of utter despair.
Here is the official schedule:
- 8:00 AM - Wake up, weep, and wonder why the weekend is over.
- 9:00 AM - Drag oneself to the kitchen, only to find the coffee machine is on strike.
- 10:00 AM - Stumble into the office, where one's coworkers are all secretly enjoying their weekends.
- 12:00 PM - Mandatory lunch break, during which one must contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
- 1:00 PM - Resume work, only to discover that the air conditioner has been replaced with a toaster.
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