Monday Mandate 5: Actual Schedule

According to Mandate 5, Section 4, all Mondays must be spent in a state of utter despair.

Here is the official schedule:

• 8:00 AM - Wake up, weep, and wonder why the weekend is over.
• 9:00 AM - Drag oneself to the kitchen, only to find the coffee machine is on strike.
• 10:00 AM - Stumble into the office, where one's coworkers are all secretly enjoying their weekends.
• 12:00 PM - Mandatory lunch break, during which one must contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
• 1:00 PM - Resume work, only to discover that the air conditioner has been replaced with a toaster.

For more information on Monday Mandates, visit:

• Mandate 1: The Sisyphean Struggle
• Mandate 2: The Caffeine Deprivation Protocol
• Mandate 3: The Existential Crisis Initiative
• Mandate 4: The Productivity Paradox
• Mandate 5: The Actual Schedule