MONDAY-MANDATES

By Order of the Great and Powerful Monday Mandate Masters

MANDATE 1: Wear Pants

By the power vested in us, all employees of Zorgon Industries are hereby required to wear pants at all times while on company premises.

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MANDATE 2: Use Correctly-Shaped Coffee Cups

Due to the overwhelming evidence of coffee-fueled productivity, all employees are required to utilize only correctly-shaped coffee cups, lest they face our wrath.

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MANDATE 3: Use Only the Correct Type of Stapler MONDAY-MANDATES

MONDAY-MANDATES

By Order of the Great and Powerful Monday Mandate Masters

MANDATE 1: Wear Pants

By the power vested in us, all employees of Zorgon Industries are hereby required to wear pants at all times while on company premises.

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MANDATE 2: Use Correctly-Shaped Coffee Cups

Due to the overwhelming evidence of coffee-fueled productivity, all employees are required to utilize only correctly-shaped coffee cups, lest they face our wrath.

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MANDATE 3: Use Only the Correct Type of Stapler

We have decreed that only staplers of the finest, most ergonomic design shall be used in the office. Failure to comply will result in...consequences.

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MANDATE 4: Use the Correctly-Colored Post-It Notes

Our research indicates that only post-it notes of a precise shade of yellow shall be used for important memos and reminders. Anything else is simply...distasteful.

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And so, the list goes on...

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