Welcome, traveler. You've arrived at a most...unsettling destination.
We offer an experience unlike any other: the art of seduction, refined by the finest courtesans from eras past.
Step into one of our cozy, time-traveling salons, where the air is sweet with the scent of smoke and desire.
Our Services A Brief History of Our...Establishment Some of Our Notable Clients Rules and Regulations (or, "Don't Do That")We offer a range of services, including:
We've been around since the 14th century, with a brief hiatus during the plague.
Our founder, Madame Whoriskey, was a courtesan of some renown in her time.
Back to the Main PageWe've served the likes of:
Napoleon, before his...reorganization of Europe.
Albert Einstein, who was quite taken with our "Theory of Relativity" services.
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