Decree 1: The Infallibility of Socks - A declaration on the unassailability of footwear
Decree 2: The Righteousness of Puns - An edict on the importance of dad jokes
Decree 3: The Omnipotence of Cheese - A decree on the unyielding power of fromage
Decree 4: The Inevitability of Procrastination - A declaration on the certainty of delay