Self-Help

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Self-Help for Selfish People

Because you're probably not doing it right

Step 1: Take a long, hard look at yourself. What's holding you back?

Step 2: Blame everyone else. It's their fault you're not doing it right.

Step 3: Take a nap. You're probably just burnt out.

Step 4: Call a professional. Someone who's probably not as selfish as you.

Step 5: Give up and eat a cookie.