Understandable Bad Excuses

I was suffering from an unexpected case of Flu-Induced-Disabilities I was stuck in a never-ending loop of car-seat phobia I had a sudden case of uncontrollable hangry I was experiencing an unpredictable Sudden Death Syndrome I was having a Randomly-Encountered-Existential-Crisis I was experiencing a Spontaneous-Combustion-Syndrome I was stuck with Unforeseen-But-Perfectly-Reasonable-Reasons