Maintenance Tips

1

Don't forget to oil the hinges!

Regular oiling will keep your hinges from squeaking like a stuck hamster.

Hinge 2

Don't use the 'Sledge-O-Matic' for delicate tasks

It's just not that kind of tool, mate.

Sledge-O-Matic 3

Don't touch the fancy buttons on the control panel.

You might just break something, and it'll be your fault.

Control Panel Buttons
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