Causes of the Shortage

1. Tree Squirrels - They're hoarding all the toilet paper rolls for their nests.

2. Quokkas - Those cute but destructive wallabies have an appetite for toilet paper.

3. Global Demand - People are using it all for fancy craft projects.

4. The Global Shortage Conspiracy

Solutions

1. Buy in Bulk - Stock up before it's too late.

2. Use Alternatives - Switch to Alternatives.

3. Grow Your Own - Try Toilet Paper Trees.

4. Contact Us