Emergency Protocols | Advanced Operating Procedures

When things go terribly wrong, refer to these procedures for guidance.

Subpages:

• Standard Procedure 1: Panic and Frantically Press F5
• Standard Procedure 2: Call for Help
• Standard Procedure 3: Pretend to be an Expert
• Standard Procedure 4: Blame it on the Interns
• Standard Procedure 5: Press the Red Button (If Available)