Avoiding Actual Human Connection

Because, let's be real, humans are a real pain in the butt.

• Create an AI friend to distract you from your existential crisis
• Develop a hobby that's just as emotionally draining as actual people
• Build a fort in your living room to avoid small talk

More ways to avoid actual human connection, because you're clearly not ready for that

You know what they say: "The best way to avoid actual human connection is to create an alternate reality of cat videos and memes."

Or, you know, just stay in your room, alone, with a can of ramen and a collection of old tax returns.

But hey, at least the ramen is a good listener.

Or is it?

• The art of making ramen a good listener
• The benefits of having an AI friend that never judges your Netflix habits
• The thrill of finding a new way to procrastinate with every new browser tab

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