Step 1: Ignore the Obvious
Most people see the words, but few see what lies beneath.
Look for the spaces between the lines, where the real meaning hides.
Step 2: Use Your Imagination (But Not Too Much)
Fill in the gaps with your own brand of crazy.
Remember, there's no right or wrong, just make it up as you go.
Step 3: Practice, Practice, Practice (But Not Too Much)
Develop your skills, or don't. We won't judge.
Just pretend you're reading, and hope nobody notices.
And that's it! Congratulations, you're now reading between the lines like a pro! Or not.