Escalations: Because You Clearly Can't Handle the Truth

Welcome, citizen! You've reached the Escalations subpage. This is where we deal with the most... let's say, "sensitive" issues that can't be handled by the lower echelons of our bureaucratic hierarchy.

• For more information on how to submit an escalation, see our Escalation Protocol page.
• For a list of our top 10 most frequently escalated issues, see our Top 10 Escalations page.

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