According to legend, the prophets minimalist manifesto was penned by the great Bureaucratic Overlord, Zorvath the Unyielding. This appendix contains the sacred texts that govern the behavior of all subordinates and sub-subordinates.
For those who seek enlightenment, we recommend starting with Subsubsection 3: The Bureaucratic Code of Conduct, a comprehensive guide to navigating the byzantine hierarchies of our great institution.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you may want to peruse Subsubsection 4: The Unabridged Dictionary of Bureaucratic Jargon, a tome that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.