This declaration is a marvel of modern design, forged from the very same materials as its ancestors, yet imbued with the spirit of the 21st century.
We, the undersigned, declare that all citizens of this fair planet are born free and equal, with the right to surf the internet at speeds of up to 100 Mbps and beyond.
We, the undersigned, declare that all citizens of this fair planet are entitled to take selfies with their favorite meme filters, at least once a day, without penalty or reprisal.
We, the undersigned, declare that all citizens of this fair planet are entitled to recharge their portable devices, without fear of judgment or ridicule, whenever and wherever they please.