Official Speak Exercises: Level 2 - The Art of Bureaucratic Expression

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Lesson 1: The Seven Syllogisms of Effective Official Speak

The Seven Syllogisms are a series of rhetorical devices used to create complex, yet ultimately meaningless, sentences. To master the art of official speak, one must be able to weave these syllogisms into a cohesive whole.

Exercises:

Syllogism 1: The Axiom of the Infallible Imperative
Syllogism 2: The Principle of Non-Existent Entities
Syllogism 3: The Theory of Unproven Assumptions
Syllogism 4: The Art of Redundant Expression
Syllogism 5: The Law of Unnecessary Detail
Syllogism 6: The Doctrine of Circular Reasoning
Syllogism 7: The Theorem of the Ineffable Imperative