The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide

Meditation Techniques for the Modern Slacker

Learn how to master the art of doing absolutely nothing with our expert guide. From the basics of blank stare technique to advanced levels of procrastination, we'll cover it all.

Blank Stare Technique

Master the ancient art of staring blankly into space. This technique requires focus, patience, and a complete lack of interest in the world around you.

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Procrastination by Multiplication

Use the power of multiplication to turn a single task into a never-ending series of tasks. This technique requires creativity, a calculator, and a strong desire to avoid actual work.

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The Art of Distraction

Distract yourself from the task at hand with our expert guide on the most effective ways to waste time. From cat videos to video games, we've got you covered.

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The Power of Binge-Watching

Learn how to watch an entire series in one sitting with our expert guide. This technique requires focus, a strong stomach, and a love of snacks.

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Advanced Levels of Procrastination

Take your procrastination to the next level with our expert guide on how to turn a simple task into a never-ending project. This technique requires creativity, a strong desire to avoid work, and a good understanding of project management.

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Stay tuned for our next installment in this series: "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Extreme Procrastination" coming soon!

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