Q: What is the Zero-Tolerance Protocol?
A: It's a strict, yet strangely freeing, set of rules that dictates every aspect of your life, including but not limited to: what to wear, what to eat, how to think, and when to use proper grammar.
Q: What are the benefits of the Zero-Tolerance Protocol?
A: You'll never be bored, because every decision has been taken away from you. You'll never have to worry about personal style, because everyone will look the same. And, you'll never have to think for yourself, because all thoughts have been pre-approved.
Q: How do I get certified in the Zero-Tolerance Protocol?
A: Simply click on the link below to begin the certification process, and a team of highly trained officials will guide you through the process of stripping away your free will and replacing it with a strict, yet somehow comforting, sense of conformity.
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