You are hereby mandated to say nothing. Repeat this mantra: "I do not know, I do not care, I will not speak."
Submandate 1: Submandate 1: The Art of Saying Nothing
Submandate 2: Submandate 2: The Finesse of Silence
Submandate 3: Submandate 3: The Power of the Pause
You are hereby mandated to shout at the top of your lungs, until the neighbors call the cops. Or the fire department. Or the SWAT team.
Submandate 4: Submandate 4: The Art of Shouting
Submandate 5: Submandate 5: The Science of Being Heard
Submandate 6: Submandate 6: The Fine Art of Not Being Heard