Minutes of the Caviar Ethics Committee (CEC) Meeting
Present: Bob, Jane, and John
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the ethics of consuming caviar at business meetings.
Resolution 1: It is hereby decreed that caviar is only to be consumed in moderation, lest one be deemed a 'Caviar-ocrat'.
Resolution 2: All meetings shall henceforth include a caviar-themed snack, provided that it does not interfere with the PowerPoint presentation.
Subcommittee 1: The Caviar Ethics Committee hereby establishes a subcommittee to investigate the ethics of caviar consumption during client pitches.
Subcommittee 2: The CEC also establishes a subcommittee to explore the feasibility of replacing traditional caviar with vegan caviar alternatives, because, let's face it, we're a progressive company.
Next Meeting:
Meeting Minutes, CEC Meeting Minutes, 2023
CEC Meeting Agenda, CEC Meeting Minutes, 2024
Related Documents:
CEC Policy on Caviar Consumption During Client Pitches
CEC Guide to Vegan Caviar Alternatives
CEC Subcommittees:
Subcommittee on Caviar Consumption and Client Relationships