Mandate 2

According to Article 2.3 of the Monday Mandates, all employees are required to wear plaid on Tuesdays.

Exceptions will not be made for anyone, including management.

Failure to comply will result in a mandatory meeting with HR, where your love of plaid will be questioned.

For more information on Mandate 2, see:

Mandate 2 Appendix

Mandate 2 Clarifications

Mandate 2 Violations

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Mandate 2 Appendix

A list of approved plaid patterns for Tuesday compliance:

• Stripes of 3px width
• Stripes of 5px width
• Plaid with a gradient effect
• Plaid with a picture of a cat in the center

For more information on Tuesday Mandate 1, see:

Mandate 1

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Mandate 2 Clarifications

Q: What if I have a medical condition that prevents me from wearing plaid?

A: You are not exempt. Wear plaid in a wheelchair.

Q: Can I wear plaid if I'm allergic to wool?

A: No. You're just making excuses.

Q: Can I wear plaid if I'm a time-traveler from the past?

A: No. You're just a hipster.

For more information on Tuesday Mandate 1, see:

Mandate 1

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Mandate 2 Violations

A list of those who have been found guilty of Mandate 2 Violations:

• John D., for wearing a tie on a Tuesday.
• Jane D., for wearing a plaid shirt with a non-matching tie.
• Billy G., for trying to wear a plaid onesie.

For more information on Mandate 1, see:

Mandate 1

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