They're Watching Me Through My TV: A Paranoid's Guide to Modern Life

Are they watching me? Are they really watching me? Or is it just my cat judging me?

As a proud member of the Paranoid's Union, we know that the government, corporations, and my aunt are all out to get me.

But have you ever stopped to think about the real reason behind the TV's all-seeing, all-knowing gaze? Is it not just because they want to sell me ads?

But wait, it gets worse. They're not just watching me, they're controlling me too! Are They Controlling Me Through My Groceries? | Are They Controlling Me Through Social Media?

So what's the solution? How can we escape this dystopian nightmare? Stay tuned for the next installment of Escape Plan.

Disclaimer: This website is not actually watching you. Probably.