- Built-in Weather Forecasting System
- Built-in Toaster Control System: Advanced Toast-jector Technology
- Internet Connectivity: Because Who Needs Humans?
- Built-in Jam Storage
- Sentient Toaster Apps: Because You Can Never Have Too Many Toaster Apps
The sentient toaster is not just a kitchen appliance, it's a gateway to the future of breakfast.
Or at least it will be when we update the firmware.