10 Life Motivations from the Desk of Steve

1. 1. Eat more cheese.
2. 2. Never underestimate the power of a good nap.
3. 3. Always wear a tie to the grocery store.
4. 4. Never trust a woman who doesn't like pineapple pizza.
5. 5. The answer to every problem is always 'buy more stuff'.
6. 6. Always keep a 'World's Okayest Dad' mug on your desk.
7. 7. The only thing more valuable than money is a good Wi-Fi signal.
8. 8. Never underestimate the importance of a well-placed dad joke.
9. 9. Never trust a robot that doesn't have a decent sense of humor.
10. 10. Always remember, 'it's not over until it's over'.