TOASTERGATE REACTIONS

Because who doesn't love a good scandal?

Here are the latest reactions to the Toastergate scandal:

• 1. "I'm shocked. SHOCKED."
• 2. "This is a dark day for America."
• 3. "I'm not saying it's a conspiracy, but... "
• 4. "Toasters are the real victims here."
• 5. "I just wanted to make some toast."
• 6. "Who needs toast when you have... "
• 7. "I'm just here for the free bread."
• 8. "Is this a trap? "
• 9. "I've got a great idea for a new breakfast cereal."
• 10. "Can I get a toaster for my toaster?"